Thursday, May 20, 2004

Apathetic Cicadas

Ever have those days when the world is too much with you? Or the days when the world is so far away? I'm having a combination of this shit, and I don't like it. Why can't every day be at least minimally pleasurable? Life doesn't have to be a constant orgasmic experience, but what the fuck is up with this apathetic, fickle pit of dissonance?

Ok, so this post has absolutely nothing to do with cicadas other than I don't want to ever come back to life as one. I mean, think about it. Stay underground for seventeen years sucking your sustenance from the arboreal root, only to finally break the surface, break the cycle, fuck and then die?

Sigh... someone tell me a funny joke. Quick.

Comments:
www.cicadaville.com it's funny
 
Love it!! That's the first smile to hit these lips today... thank you. ( :
 
So you're looking for a constant orgasmic experience? http://www.allsexguide.com/multiple_orgasms.htm
 
Ah fer fuck's sake (MARCO), keep yer smut off'n my blog! There could be kids watching! (And put Mr. Happy away while yer at it, ya sick fuck.) Get back to work.
 
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