Friday, May 14, 2004

THE conversation that inspired Cootersnap

Micah doesn't have access to the internet at home, so she graciously shared her notes with me of the evening that cootersnap became a growing light in the back of my head:

Scott G.: I know more people who've lost their toes to snapping turtles than to lawnmowers.

Ang B.: Once they get a taste of toe meat they never go back.

Scott G.: I really dislike snapping turtles. Snapping turtles are nasty-ass creatures. I'm tellin' ya, snapping turtles are really fucking nasty. Don't ever walk barefoot in the Turkey River -- don't EVER do it. I hate snapping turtles.

Ok, so that was a portion of the conversation that was written down so that someday Micah might use it in one of her best-selling novels (unless I beat ya to it!).

Scott, my apologies for getting such a kick out of your hatred for cooter.

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Sorry, Pooter, but I removed your message and my subsequent reply due to the use of a last name.
do you like pie? what kind?
Yes. Pumpkin, mince meat, and shepherd's pie. Damn, now I'm all hungry. But not for toe meat.
Does that mean you're going to pee in my pie? Cause that's sick.
I may not pee in yer in pie, but I may just shit in yer Wheaties...
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