Saturday, October 07, 2006

here is my friend to t alk to you........ i am not able. Able. Yes, Iam. Unwilling. That's it. Here is Mark:

So follows a defintion of WILL.

Will: will1  /wɪl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[wil] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation auxiliary verb and verb, present singular 1st person will, 2nd will or (Archaic) wilt, 3rd will, present plural will; past singular 1st person would, 2nd would or (Archaic) wouldst, 3rd would, past plural would; past participle (Obsolete) wold or would; imperative, infinitive, and present participle lacking.
–auxiliary verb
am (is, are, etc.) about or going to: I will be there tomorrow. She will see you at dinner.
am (is, are, etc.) disposed or willing to: People will do right.
am (is, are, etc.) expected or required to: You will report to the principal at once.
may be expected or supposed to: You will not have forgotten him. This will be right.
am (is, are, etc.) determined or sure to (used emphatically): You would do it. People will talk.
am (is, are, etc.) accustomed to, or do usually or often: You will often see her sitting there. He would write for hours at a time.
am (is, are, etc.) habitually disposed or inclined to: Boys will be boys. After dinner they would read aloud.
am (is, are, etc.) capable of; can: This tree will live without water for three months.
am (is, are, etc.) going to: I will bid you “Good night.” –verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
to wish; desire; like: Go where you will. Ask, if you will, who the owner is.

Yes, Iam. Unwilling.

1. An obvious contradiction of terms based on def. #1. WILL= AM. I " am. Unwilling," therefore 'i am un-am.' makes no sense.

2. You can be assured that our beloved Ang WILL soon do right. "Cooter WILL blog."

3. Don't we all recall our first visit to the principal? mine was in 3rd grade when I drew pictures all through my math book. I recall the inner cover was done with a perfect representation of the Quaker Oats guy surrounded by hundreds of happy face balloons. I was terrified when my teacher told me to report to Mr. Hovey. Oh my god, Mr. Hovey was, after all, an elder in our church. I thought, "Jesus Christ, I am truly screwed." My parents got called to the school and, after everyone saw the ridiculousness of the illustrations, there was some laughter, a bit of sierious consideration and then I was suddenly enrolled in art classes.

4. People are always expecting stuff. "I expect my plants WILL die if i don't water them."

5. People talk all the time. So have you heard?

6. I WILL often see Ang out my front window. I have the video.

7. Boys WILL be boys. Those damned boys. someone should really do something about it.

8. So WILL all the plants we forgot to plant this summer. (yeah, right)

9. This reminds me of the neighbor lady that always threatened to call the cops on us when I was 8."I'm calling the police." She'd say when we'd run down the street in front of her house. ."I'm calling the police." She'd say as we rode our bikes in her driveway. ."I'm calling the police." She'd say when we climbed the huge mountain of dirt from the addition to her house. That time I just looked at her and said, " You're just trying to scare us. " She just laughed.

10. I wish... I desire. I WILL Ang to post soon.

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